*screeching from the bathroom*
Me: Freddy what’s the matter??
Fred: “HELPPPP ME ITS SPICY!!!”
Me: “SPICY poo????” *oh god not the waps!!! Please not the sick bug*
Fred: “ahhhhh it’s blue!!!!”
Me: “What??????”
Andy: “Why the hell is there toothpaste in your HAIR?????”
Henry: “I was trying to dye Freddy’s hair blue”