I have spent most of the school mornings fairly organised, well as organised as you can be with five ankle biters. Alfie has had many protests, still asking me to get him an Uber. Henry is just happy he can play on the footy yard at school. Charlotte needs an exorcism before she even leaves … Read more
*screeching from the bathroom* Me: Freddy what’s the matter?? Fred: “HELPPPP ME ITS SPICY!!!” Me: “SPICY poo????” *oh god not the waps!!! Please not the sick bug* Fred: “ahhhhh it’s blue!!!!” Me: “What??????” Andy: “Why the hell is there toothpaste in your HAIR?????” Henry: “I was trying to dye Freddy’s hair blue”
2nd August 2023Well it was meant to be a ‘cool camp out’ in the tent in the front room last night…until Henry got so full of ADHD rage because ‘everyone is trashing the tent’. Ten gypsys warnings later from us of, “If the fighting doesn’t stop the tent goes back in the bag and no … Read more